22.3.12

Hey guys, it's Dustin!

Hey friends! Today is my birthday and I'm taking the day off, so my fiance is taking over my blog! Such a sweetheart, isn't he!? ;)

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Hello everyone! You probably don't know me, but I'm Dana's fiance. My name is Dustin and I'm the luckiest guy in the world. Why? Because I just won $10 on this scratch-off lottery ticket. Oh, and I'm also with Dana ;)

Dana and I met on the interweb -- Myspace in particular (remember Myspace? lol) -- and we started off as friends because I never thought I'd be lucky enough to meet her. Actually, I thought she was an e-celebrity because she had like 50,000 friends on Myspace.

I would spam her every day on AIM with links to stories that I wrote on my blog, and she slowly realized how awesome I was. We were both in relationships with other people at the time -- shady, I know. One day, we decided that I should visit her in Toronto, so we broke up with our bfs and gfs and I headed over to Canadia to meet my future wife for the first time in person.

You know how some people meet and there are magical sparks? Well, Dana and I had a cosmic explosion between us. It was like the sun collapsed on itself and then exploded, wiping out the whole galaxy... but in a good way. I didn't want to leave two days later, but we said our temporary goodbyes.

I returned about two weeks later and had a so-so time. Just kidding -- it was even more awesome than the previous time with her. The only crappy part was when I swiped the side of my car against a concrete pillar in a parking garage. That sucked, but that car ended up being a monumental piece of metal poo anyway, so whatever.

After my fourth visit, I went on a four day vacation to Los Angeles because I got plane tickets for $9 each way. Who could turn that down? The day I returned home and went to work, my boss called me into his office and fired me for being on the internet too much at work.

I know you're thinking "that sucks," but it was actually the best thing that's ever happened to me. I had three choices after that:

1) Try to find another job in Michigan.
2) Move to Alabama where my parents live, stay with them, and start over -- but I'd be twenty hours away from Dana.
3) Throw away most of my belongings and pile whatever clothes I could into the trunk of my car, and cross the border into Canada with my cat.

Option 3 seemed like the most logical to me because I had strong feelings for Dana and decided I'd rather be broke and in love in Canada than semi-broke in the U.S. dating girls that weren't Dana.

Dana took me in and supported me like a sugar mama for THREE YEARS while I went through the arduous immigration process. I'll be indebted to her forever, emotionally and financially. Simply put, she saved me. Kinda like Jesus.

Fast forward almost four years and we're still together and make eachother laugh every day. Sometimes we can read each others' minds. I'll be singing a song in my head, and she will somehow start singing it out loud at the exact part that I left off in my mind. Where is William Shatner to say "Is that weird or what?"

I used to be a ladies man, but now I'm a Daney's man. That's my nickname for her... Daney Bizmo. I usually just call her Bizmo. Lately, I've been calling her Pimzbro because it sounds like Bizmo and all my nicknames eventually evolve into something else that's more fun to say.

Dana, thank you for letting me write this blog post, but I am very hungry now and you're making me do the dishes today. Still, I love you and want to wish you the happiest birthday ever!

Love,
Justin Bieber

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I loooooooove you baby! I mean, Justin Bieber! I must say, the man can certainly still make me laugh every single day!


By Dana Fox Updated at: 11:49 AM

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46 comments:

  1. HAHAHA. Oh my goodness.

    I just laughed the entire way through. Where is his blog? I want to read his daily comical takings on life, lol.

    Happy Birthday! Hope it's the best day ever!


    ♥Abbey
    Along Abbey Road
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  2. My blog is sidecarsally.com :P

    I didn't want to link it in the post because it's pretty crude "humor." I also haven't updated it much since I started my new job :(

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  3. So cute! Happy Birthday Dana!!

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  4. awwww this is so sweet! happy birthday dana and daney's man! hehe you guys are so cute together.

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  5. Nice! Happy Birthday, Lady!! =D

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  6. *just realized i wished daney's man a happy bday too. durr. well, save it for your real bday lol

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  7. this is so hilarious! happy birthday dana! xo

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  8. So friggin' cute!! Happy Birthday...you're a lucky lady :)

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  9. This post was so fun to read! Thanks letting Dustin take over for the day. Happy Birthday!

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  10. This was spectacularly hilarious.

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  11. Happy happy birthday!!! Dustin is a sweetie. And did I know you were Canadian... I don't think so. So am I... we are actually not far apart at all.

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  12. P.S. Meant to add it is my hubby's birthday today too!

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  13. Best story ever!!! New blog guest poster? He's got potential...lol!!!

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  14. Happy Birthday!! So nice of Dustin to post (and do the dishes!), sweetest post ever!!

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  15. Oh my gosh! That's the cutest thing!!!

    Happy birthday hun! :)

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  16. Happy birthday Dana!! Hope you have a great day, and this post is amazingly adorable!

    -kelly

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  17. Happy Birthday Dana!!

    And sweet post Dustin.. I'm glad you two found each other as you seem equally awesome! :)

    Hope you both have a lovely day!

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  18. This is super awesome. Thanks for sharing, D + D! I also like D-squared as your celebrity couple name. :) Happy birthday and have fun! xx

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  19. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    Girl! What a sweet man youve got. I mean... J Beebs left you a post? wat the wat?

    i love that you guys met on myspace, modern day romance for sure!!

    i hope you have a fantastical birthday!

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  20. Nice post :)

    Happy birthday Dana!

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  21. Happy birthday Dana! Hope you have a great one :)

    Silken Spirits

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  22. ummmm cute freakin' story. tell it again?! with more pictures of the two of you too!

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  23. I just want to say that I actually can't even. I just can't. I love everything about this. Hilarious and touching... and I just can't.

    So good.

    I didn't even make sense. That's how good it was.

    LOLz Justin Beiber.
    Did you know Dr. Phil says "Justin BIBER"? I'm done I promise.

    <3 Rae

    http://dramaticatticboutique.blogspot.com

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  24. Awww, what a romantic guy you have there Dana! I hope you have the best birthday ever!

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  25. Hahaha Dana you've got a catch there. So sweet and hilarious. I don't imagine you two ever having dull moment.

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  26. First and foremost:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    This was such a cute/funny post. I love the fact that both of you blog, its not common to have that bond with your other half and I think its amazing!

    ♥ Duckie.

    http://frikkenduckie.blogspot.com

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  27. Oh my gosh TOO sweet!!! Good job, Dustin!


    And happy birthday to be beautiful Dana!! =)

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  28. Oh my gosh TOO sweet!!! Good job, Dustin!


    And happy birthday to be beautiful Dana!! =)

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  29. Love it! What a fun couple! Happy Birthday!

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  30. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :D I hope it's the best bday ever! Loved reading yours and the fiances story. :)

    P.S. A round trip ticket for $18?! What?!

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  31. This is so stinkin' cute! Happy Birthday, Dana!!!

    Remy / Cinnamon Bubbles

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  32. you guys are probably the worlds cutest thing! haha i love it! me and my fiancé both read his little birthday letter to you together and chuckled our butts off!! anyways happy birthday love hope it was a good one! :)

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  33. OH MY GOSH.. Probably the sweetest cutest story and blog post ever.. Lol..
    I love y'all so much, and I'm so happy to hear how in love y'all are, and how the whole "myspace" actually worked out. I remember those days.. Ahh to be a kid again. Lol.

    Happy perfect birthday!!

    <3xojo

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  34. This is ridiculously sweet. Happy, happy birthday. :)

    xo,
    melissa

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  35. I am pretty new here but I loved your love story! Happy Birthday!

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  36. Awhweee!!! Sooooo adorable!!! (:

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  37. yahhhhhhhhhh Dana, happy birthday wine glass rides again! many dazzling glitterbomb explosions and wishes continued throughout the whole weekend too! i can't get over how darling the 1st photo is of you two and how cool Dustin is for taking the reigns and wishing his lady HB's this way. that dude is FUN-E.

    so i gotta say i was mouthing awe's the whole way through, it's just so sweet that Dustin wrote all this out and with such meaning. not to mention the rather gigantious bloom he's presenting you there, awesome! much love, xo ♥

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  38. That has to be one of the sweetest things I have read! I am secretly very jealous.

    You are a lucky girl Dana I am glad you found your soulmate

    Monique xx
    www.withlovefrommonique.com

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  39. Oh my gosh, first off.. Freaking adorable & I LOVE the way you met. He is quite funny! Love that he posted for you :) Happy late birthday!

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  40. Aww that's so sweet<3 I know you posted that a long time ago (don't want to seem like a stalker) I was looking for love crafts and I saw 14 Days of Love and i saw this post :) a beautiful blog by the way :)

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