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March 2014 Horoscopes!

March 2014 Horoscopes!


Happy March, friends! It’s that time again… Horoscope time! What does this month have in store for you? The Wonder Forest astrologist has looked to the stars and predicted what’s to come…


Aries—With the planet of communication, Mercury, in the friendly sign of Aquarius, Aries is “ready, set, go” to mix and mingle with friends of all walks-of-life. The problem is that while you are great at talking, you are not so good at listening. This leads you to develop an unfortunate case of foot-in-mouth disease, an affliction of Rams everywhere. Your best bet is to put your best foot forward and pay attention to the people in your life.
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Taurus—With the planet of communication, Mercury, and the planet of values, Venus in the challenging sign of Aquarius, you may misinterpret the words and intentions of others. With the planet of duties and responsibilities, Saturn in opposition to your sign, you may feel a bit put upon anyway. Use your innate good sense to intuit what is really happening around you. Read some poetry and eat some chocolate to take the edge off.
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Gemini—The twins like to keep things light and easy, but the people around you seem to want to turn on the water works. On top of that, the boss can’t seem to get his or her act together, giving you mixed signals about what you should be doing. It’s enough to make any sane Gemini want to wiggle out of these drama filled situations. Don’t run away, Gemini. Use those famous communication skills of yours to smooth over tricky situations.
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Cancer—Inspiration and luck follow you around this month. Add to that a dollop of perspiration and you have a winning combination. You’ll feel so charmed you’ll be tempted to let things slide. But opportunities like this come up rarely, dear crab, so if you want to maximize the gifts of the stars you’ll get out there on the street to make things happen. One caveat. Make sure you deliver your best work to your boss. He or she is no mood right now to accept less than your best.
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Leo—You feel like all eyes are drawn to you to make things right. One camp sees you as the purveyor all magic cures. Another sees you as the authority that will keep other people in line. As much as you like to be in charge, you don’t want to have to do the heavy lifting. Hence your problem. How do you satisfy these people? With your usual charm and flair, Leo. What else? Also, keep tabs on your spending as your inflow and outflow won’t match this month.
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Virgo—The planet of the unexpected, Uranus, makes a stress aspect to your sign, leaving you feeling out of sorts. Unfortunately, for Virgo, this sense of a lack of wellness spirals into a list of all sorts of ills that could be affecting you. The best thing for you to do, dear Virgo, is to indulge yourself in all sorts of stress relieving remedies, from a good massage, yoga and meditation and anything else you can think of that feels good. Consider it medicinal.
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Libra—All Libra wants is for everyone to get along. Unfortunately, this is not happening. It makes you want to jump on the nearest form of transportation, whether it is a train, plane or automobile and head out of Dodge. Find solace in some good friends, and do something a little out of your usual routine. Stepping out of the combat zone for a little R & R will leave you fresh to handle the other parts of your life.
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Scorpio—Though you keep a stiff upper lip, this month you are feeling a little unloved; misunderstood. People are acting a little distant and you are wondering “Is it me?” Heck yeah, Scorpio. The fact is, you are more intense than usual, making a mountain out of a molehill, all too willing to fight the good fight. Chill, Scorpio. Your people still love you, and would be more likely to show it if you just lighten up.
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Sagittarius—A desire for freedom, and perhaps a little fun, throws a monkey wrench into interpersonal relationships. The archer never likes to be tethered, and gets antsy when he or she thinks they are. But this month, more than ever, you need to connect with your family. You are an integral part of them, and your absence will hurt more than you realize. If you need some good advice, ask Libra.
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Capricorn—Problems on the home front loom large and keep piling up. No, it’s not that you aren’t doing a good job of managing the day-to-day. It is because the Universe is demanding more of you. The reason for this is that you simply must change. Oh, I know “change” is a swear word in your vocabulary, Capricorn. Why fix when it ain’t broke? Well, that’s because the Universe wants better for you. And to do that you need to get ahead of the curve.
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Aquarius—With the planet of love and money riding shotgun with you this month this is a wonderful time to express yourself. Whether you are looking for a job, expressing yourself creatively, or just hanging around with pals, you are likely to win friends and influence people. This one of the best months of the year for you, Waterbearer, so grab hold of it and work it for all its worth.
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Pisces—Life is box of Godiva chocolates for you this month, Pisces. With so many planets in harmonious aspect with your sign, you feel like everything is rolling your way. And everything is. The problem with all this planetary congeniality is that you tend to let opportunities slip through your grasp thinking that the next one to come along will be better. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, Pisces. Take every advantage now to bank against some more trying times later.
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How do these relate to your life right now?
all artwork © dana fox, wonder forest 2014

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